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Can you write an amusing little tale that includes at least 6 of these lines, just 4 the fun of it?

1. I SWEAR that bird just said,♫" David Cook will win. David Cook will win."♫
2. I was face to face with _________.
3. Hmmmm....Interesting viewpoint,though a bit psychotic.
4. The day breaks,my mind aches.
5. As the shepherd broke into song , all the sheep did a version of the Hungarian Fertility dance.
6. I tread a darksome path.
7. When I first met you I marveled at your wit....Now I realize how truely sick you are!
8. Hahahaha.....You gotta be kidding.
9. When Matt and Sunshine first met, _________.
10. Fancy meeting YOU here.
11. Where will Bill live if Hillary....Gulp!....Wins?
12. Ahhhh, the wide-eyed liberals...... They think the world is like Disney World....Tra la la la laaaaaaaa!
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ALL IN A NIGHT'S DREAM

One night I was having trouble getting to sleep, so I decided I’d try counting sleep. I pictured them hopping over a fence looking all fluffy and cute. One, two, three.......50.....100.......next thing I knew there was a whole flock of sheep, complete with a shepherd, who looked a lot like Donny Osmond! Wait! The shepherd was--amazingly enough--a singing shepherd. AS THE SHEPHERD BROKE INTO SONG, ♫ “THE HILLS ARE ALIVE ♪ WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC,” ♫ ALL THE SHEEP DID A VERSION OF THE HUNGARIAN FERTILITY DANCE.

Next thing I knew, a bird was chirping in my ear. I SWEAR THAT BIRD JUST SAID, ♫ “DAVID COOK WILL WIN. DAVID COOK WILL WIN.” ♫. So, I asked the shepherd, “Who is David Cook?” He answered, as he stooped to pick up a little lost lamb, “How in the Hell should I know; it’s YOUR dream!"

I was wondering if my dream could get any weirder when I saw Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, each riding on a separate high-speed train toward the top of Disney World’s towering Mount Everest. The mountain was full of surprises, such as treacherous terrain and nail-biting hairpin turns hurling them forward and backwards--and the snarling beast that watched over his domain—the Yeti! I was trying to grasp the significance of all this when suddenly I WAS FACE TO FACE WITH THE YETI (who looked a lot like John McCain.) The Yeti smiled winningly, as he explained to me, “It’s a metaphor for the election!” AHHHHH, THE WIDE-EYED LIBERALS...... THEY THINK THE WORLD IS LIKE DISNEY WORLD.... TRA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA!

I TREAD A DARKSOME PATH, wearing my best blue dress through the rest of my dream, until I reached a forest. Out from behind a tree stepped the Big Bad Wolf, who looked a lot like Bill Clinton. He said wolfishly, “FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.” I answered coyly, “What do you mean? I’ve never met you before, especially not at the White House.” He let out a wolf whistle and laughed, “HA! HA! HA! HA!......YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! How’d those stains get on that blue dress?"

I chose to ignore the implications of that question on the grounds that it might incriminate him, so I said to Bill, er um, the wolf, “Define stains.” He answered, “How about a little midnight delight? That might refresh your memory.”

I considered my options, including the remote chance that we might one day end up together after all. “Hmmmmm! WHERE WILL BILL LIVE IF HILLARY....GULP!....WINS?” Then, I thought, “I’m so confused—What would my friend Linda advise me to do?? And me without a phone!!”

Slowly, I became aware of the sunlight starting to stream in through the windows. I was waking up, even though I felt as if I hadn’t slept a wink. I said to myself, “THE DAY BREAKS, MY MIND ACHES. Why am I thinking I should run out and buy a box of cigars??”

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